Getting Back at The Sexist Pig

I am totally going crazy here. We are in the process of moving to a bigger house and my sexist pig fiance' hasn't helped me do anything because he works and knows I will do it with or without his help. He has absolutely no consideration or apreciation for anything I do and I'm seriously thinking about ways to drive him crazy...like intentionally walking through his dirt after he sweeps or putting Nair in his shampoo...you know just help speed up the process LOL!!! Okay, I wouldn't do the Nair thing but I've done the dirt thing and I've thrown his remote control car breaking it into pieces and told him it was an accident. Okay, I know that's not nice, but if you had any idea about the hell he's put me through in the last 3 1/2 years, you would find it amusing and deserving. I'm actually in the process of jotting down all my ideas of how to "get even" and maybe even get something published.

Stuck In the Middle

Hell!!! I am stuck in the middle of hell!!! I have tried to roll with the punches, and I think I've done well but this is no longer funny and I refuse to put up with any of this hillbilly crap any longer. Okay, for those of you that know me, you know what I'm talking about. For those of you who don't: my boyfriend's an idiot and his family is ass backwards. I've done nothing but kiss their asses and gone the extra mile for them for the last 3 1/2 years!!! And of course, absolutely nothing I do, or ever do for that matter, will ever be good enough for them. So I quit. I'm done being the nice guy, done doing them favors. I don't want a damn thing to do with them anymore. I've had it. (Imagine me screaming.)
(Deep breath... and another deep breath.)
I feel much better now, thanks for reading. Chow!

Who is me again?

Amanda. :D